You know you're becoming a Türkman when...

• You feel compelled to honk. At everything.
• You start mixing in "tamam" with your English conversations.
• You don't react when a cat brushes by you in class.
• Packs of wild dogs roaming around downtown don't surprise you.
• You are eating a sh*tload of yogurt and müslix.
• You refer to the Turkish National soccer team as "our team".
  
• You crave çay.
• You think 5 lira for a doner is "çok pahalı".
• Seeing a picture of Atatürk makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
• You refer to tourists you see as "stupid yabancis".
• You f*cking love Rakı.
• You pass time by smoking nargile, drinking çay, and playing Tavla.
• Simits start tasting delicious.